What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What do you
call a travelling flea?
An
Itch-Hiker
What do glow-worms eat?
Light Snacks.
What do you
get when you cross a chicken and a cement-mixer?
A
Bricklayer.
What do you call a penguin in the
desert?
Lost.
What's white
and furry and smells of peppermint?
A polo
Bear.
What do you call a cat who ate a ball of
wool?
She had mittens.
How do you atop your dog from digging up the garden?
Take away his spade.
